SiriRem DRABBLES

1. IRONY
"You need more brown makeup…"

"Sirius, remind me again why you're forcing me to be a WEREWOLF for Halloween?"

"Because the irony is hilarious."


2. OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD
Remus spent the rest of the early morning tending to Sirius's fresh wounds silently. The animagus tried to start conversation, but the werewolf only replied with simple, one-worded answers.

"Sorry I bloodied you up. Again."

"It's fine, occupational hazard."


3. ARGUE
"I want to argue about paint."

"What?"

"Regular couples argue about paint, I want to argue about paint."

"Yes, Sirius, regular just-married couples who actually care about that kind of thing."

"True…"


4. STICKERS
"I wonder if putting stickers on my wand would affect my magic."

"It would affect how gay you are, Pads."


5. NIGHT SWEATS
Remus can never sleep the night before a full moon. He stays up all night, shivering among cold dampness, worried about who he'll hurt tomorrow. He squeezes his eyes shut, trying to calm himself. Every night before a full moon, Remus goes through these symptoms, and every time, Sirius rolls over in his sleep, mumbling something incoherent about stickers, and flings his arm protectively around the werewolf's side, pulling him closer. Every night before a full moon, that strong arm cools him off and warms him up at the same time.


6. RUSH
Remus ranthrough the dormitories, frantically trying to get ready after sleeping too long.

"You're not that late, dude."

"I'm so late! McGonagall is going to kill me!"

"Remus."

"I'll get a detention and miss James's quidditch game-"

"Remus."

"-And then he'll bitch at me, and-"

"Remus."

"WHAT?!"

Sirius grabbed the back of his neck and kissed him softly, stopping the excited boy in his tracks.

"Love you."


7. WHY
"Why put up with all this werewolf crap?"

"You're our best friend, Moony," Prongs sighed, after saying the same thing millions of times before.

"Beside that, I'm doing you, so letting you kill yourself or I would be defeating the purpose, wouldn't it?"

"…Too much information, boys…"


8. FORGOT
"So you dragged me out of bed earlier than necessary on a weekend, through a windy winter day, and here we are at the Shrieking Shack. Any reason?"

Sirius paused, wrapping an arm around his boyfriend's shoulders.

"I forgot, but it sounded like a good idea when I woke up."

9. DANCE
"Hey, Remus, want to dance?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Last time we danced, you kept stepping on my toe."

"I've practiced!"

"The last time we danced was ten minutes ago and you've spent that time getting wasted with the secret keg Wormtail brought. So, no thanks."

"Party pooper…"

10. HAIR
"My hair's getting so long…"

"Do you like it long?"

"Depends."

"On what?"

"Whether you like it long…"

Remus glanced up from his textbook, a small grin covering his lips. He reached over the bed and ran his fingers through the long, black tresses.

"I like it long."